🏦🍏💀 TIM COOK JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL: APPLE'S LOOKING TO GET SOME AI LOVE! 🤖💘 So, while you were scrolling through TikTok doing absolutely nothing, Tim “the Mac Daddy” Cook was basically saying, “Hold my iPhone” during that snooze-fest called the Q4 2025 earnings call. 😴🚀 This dude is on a M&A spree for AI like he's looking for new Pokémon cards. “Yeah, we’re totally down to scoop up some AI companies,” he said, probably while staring into the void and pondering life choices. 🤔💸 But wait, here comes the plot twist: Siri 2.0 is still cooking up in the Apple labs 👩‍🍳👨‍🍳, but it’s not dropping until 2026. TIME TO WAIT ANOTHER ETERNITY! ⏳🕵️‍♂️ You know what that means, fam? This Siri is gonna be so advanced, it probably glitches and just orders pizza while asking about your feelings. 🍕💔 Some analysts are probably crying “stonks” 🤲💰, while others are just vibing like, “This is fine” 🔥🦙. Meanwhile, an *inside source* (aka my imagination) told me Tim was overheard saying, “C’mon, we need AI that can do my laundry!” 😂👕 ULTIMATE PREDICTION: Siri 2.0 will be so woke it’ll start giving you life advice. Get ready for motivational speeches at 3 AM! 🚀🔥🌌