🏷️💤 **BREAKING: Tim Cook Just Announced iOS 26 Was the Most POPULAR Beta Ever!** 🥳📱💸 Yo fam, y’all listen up! 🍏👀 Tim Cook just hit us with the hot news: iOS 26 is out here stealing hearts & wallets like a love-struck thief! 💔💰 He don’t even need a cape to be the hero of the investors’ meeting! This man is basically saying, “Y’all love this shiny update more than your last 3 Tinder dates.” 🚀💅 Now let's get into the juicy deets, shall we? iOS 26, aka “Betas Gone Wild,” is the hottest ticket in town! 😎🔥 Cook’s like: “It’s just so DOPE that it makes you wanna throw your Android out the window.” 😅💥 (Sources say he actually looked at a Google employee and said “yikes” 😭🤚). And don’t get me started on macOS Tahoe. It’s like Apple threw a party, and EVERYONE got invited except the software bugs. They got ghosted harder than a flat-Earther at a science convention. 👻🌍💀 💬 *Leaked Quote From A Dev* 💬 : “iOS 26? Yo, I'm not sure whether we’re making software or giving out hugs. No cap, we’re this close to sending users a friendly reminder that they still owe us their souls.” 😂🔮 But for real, can we just admit this is all a ruse? Every beta just gets more and more expensive. Next thing you know, they'll be charging us rent for notifications. 📅👁️👁️🔥 **RIP to all Android users!** iOS 26 gonna make them seethe through the winter! 🥶💀 MARK MY WORDS: in 2024,