🎉🍏 *HOLD UP* 🍏🎉 Big news folks: Tim Cook just turned 65 today AND *everyone's* throwing around their best “Who’s gonna run Apple?” predictions like it’s the latest episode of *The Bachelor* featuring the world’s most expensive tech company! 😱💸💻 🚀 So, who’s in the hot seat? Rumor has it that Apple’s playing *succession bingo* with candidates like Jony Ive’s ghost and maybe your grandma if she can make a good app! 🦾👵💻 (not even kidding, she’s pretty tech-savvy). Let’s face it, whoever steps in better bring their A-game and a grip on marketing that doesn’t include just slapping a price tag on air pods and calling it innovation. 😒👀 “Honestly, I just wanted to retire and live off avocado toast,” Cook allegedly said, while his decision to step down has the rumor mill *on fire* like it’s 2015 and we’re all still trying to figure out how to unlock our iPhone with a potato. 🥔💥 And here’s the *spicy prediction*: Tim Cook isn't just stepping down—he's going underground to lead the resistance! 🚨👾 No cap, watch out for iOS 20 launching from a secret bunker because soon we’ll be taking calls from aliens! 🚀👽 Share this if you’re ready for the *Apple Apocalypse!* 🍏🔥💣