🍏💰 BREAKING: Tim Cook Just Unleashed the Apple Cash Cannon 🤠💥 In a plot twist worthy of a Disney movie, Timmy Cook just dropped the news like it’s hot 🔥🎤. This dude announced on X (formerly known as Twitter, but who cares about names anymore? 🤷‍♂️) that Apple is swooping in like a superhero to flex some of their mega-billions 💸💸💸 and aid communities hit by Hurricane Melissa. Like, shoutout to Tim for not just making stonks 📈 but also being a decent human! #NotAllHeroesWearCapes 🍏✨ But let’s be real, Apple’s donation is about as surprising as finding out your airpods don’t work with Androids. I mean, I half-expected him to say, “And we’ll be releasing an exclusive Hurricane Melissa edition iPhone for only $2,999! 🥵🤡” Leaked convo from inside Apple 🤐: **Developer #1:** “What if Tim just made a meme out of this?” **Developer #2:** “Could we get some hurricane emojis in the next iOS update?” **Developer #1:** “This is fine. 🌪️🔥” But honestly, if Apple can throw cash at somber issues but still can’t fix the battery life on my iPhone, we’ve got a serious problem here, fam. 🤦‍♂️ My hot take? By 2025 we’ll have hurricane-resistant phones that solve global warming but still cost as much as a small car 🚗🍏. Share if you agree! 🌍💥