🚨🍏 BREAKING: Tim Cook just dropped the hottest tech mixtape since the iPhone 4! 🎤🔥 Apparently, the iPhone 17 is flying off the shelves faster than your grandma’s secret recipe for disappointment! 🍲💀 In a totally not staged earnings call, Timmy said there’s “very strong demand” for all that Apple goodness. I mean, who needs a life when you can have *seven* different colors of the same overpriced brick? 🤷‍♂️💰 But let’s be real—everyone's low-key just buying them for the clout, amirite? 😂💅 Rumor has it, when asked about the iPhone Air, Tim just stared into the abyss like that “this is fine” dog. 🐶🔥 A “confidential source” (totally not imaginary 😏) quoted Cook saying: “We’re basically selling iPhones like it’s Black Friday year-round. The only thing we’re not fulfilling is our customers’ expectations.” 💔📱 Drake be like: “I’m just saying if you want to talk about demand, let’s talk about my love life.” 🤣💔 🔥💥 Hot take time! I predict the iPhone 18 will have a built-in therapy app because let’s face it, we all need emotional support when our bank accounts are EMPTY after buying these shiny bricks. 🛒💸 #ApplePocalypse #StonksForDays 🚀📈