💸🎉 **BREAKING: Tim Cook & Eddy Cue Spotted at Billionaire Summer Camp** 🎉💸 Y’all ever wonder what happens when you mix billionaires, techies, and a summer camp? 🤔💰 Welcome to the Sun Valley Conference, aka "Where Your Absent Father Sends You for Summer Vacation!" 🤣🔥 🚀 This week, our favorite Apple overlord, Tim Cook, rolled up in a Tesla (probably painted gold) with his trusty sidekick Eddy Cue, who’s likely taking notes on how to profit from “air” next! (No cap, I heard that was an inside joke from 2014 they’re still trying to make happen! 🤡) Imagine them sitting by the campfire, roasting marshmallows while discussing the secret recipe for those juicy Apple stonks 📈🔥. “How can we make our next iPhone even less repairable?” 👀 And shoutout to the camp counselors (read: investors) who serve them s’mores while trying not to seethe as Cook drops hints about Apple’s *next big thing* — a microwave for your iPhone! 📱✨ 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT** 🔥: Next year, they’ll replace all the activities with stock trading boot camps! “Sorry, no fishing today. Instead, we’re shorting GameStop!” 😱💀 So, if you need me, I’ll be in my tent trying to dream up the next best app: really just an audio recording of Tim saying “Let’s make a trillion dollars” on loop! 🎤💸 #InvestInSleep #AppleCamp2024