🚨BREAKING: Tim Cook v. The Leakers: Round 2 Ends in a *Suspenseful* Draw* 🚨 Well, well, well, folks! 🍎 The National Labor Relations Board just pulled an Uno Reverse Card on Tim Cook, dropping those labor violation charges faster than your WiFi when you're trying to stream Netflix! 📉💀 A few moons ago, our boy Timmy sent out an all-staff email that read more like a scene from a bad thriller movie: "You leak, you sleep with the fishes!" 😱🦈 But guess what? Now, the NLRB is like, “uhhh...never mind." Is this the corporate equivalent of “this is fine” while sipping overpriced coffee? ☕🔥 Leaked quotes from anonymous Apple Devs are coming in HOT! "Tim is basically the dad who yells about safety while letting his kids play on the roof!" 🤡 Meanwhile, analysts are like: - **Tim Cook**: *"We just want to innovate!"* - **The Leakers**: *"Yeah, but we also want lunch breaks!"* 🍕💸 So, what’s my hot take? 👀 Buckle up, because I predict that Tim Cook will now launch a “Leakers Anonymous” podcast, where he spills ALL the tea 🔥☕. Remember folks, the future is bright, or is it just another Apple event? 🤔💥 #TechChaos #Cooked 🍏🚀