🚨⏳ *Hold onto your AirPods, fam!* 🍏💥 Are we seriously *this close* to Tim Cook handing over the Apple crown? 🍎👑 *Sources say* the tech titans at Apple are low-key putting on their “Succession” pants and prepping for Cook to ghost them as early as next year! 😱💰 👴💼 That’s right! Tim's been running the show since *forever ago* (2011, but who's counting?), and now he's like “I’m out! Y’all can keep the overpriced fruit.” 🍏🚀💨 Look, we know he’s 65 and rubbing elbows with all the cool Silicon Valley retirees, but is he really gonna bail before the big Apple event in June? *Drake Pointing meme* says “not my business,” because let’s be real: Apple could drop *literally* anything in 2024. 💬 *Developer Quote* leak: “If Cook steps down, my dream of an iCactus™ will finally come true! No cap!” 😂🔥 But wait, just imagine the chaos if they shuffle the CEO deck. New CEO = New products that either slap or flop harder than a meme TikTok! 💃💀 So, here’s my spicy hot take: Apple will replace Tim with an AI that markets itself as “the next big revolutionary experience.” *This is fine* meme activated. 🤖💀 *Buckle up, it’s gonna get bumpy! 💥🌌* #TimCookIsOut #AppleChaos #NextBigThing