🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: TikTok just dropped some *seriously* cringe safety features, and honestly, feels like they're trying to babysit your Gen Z siblings harder than your parents did! 🤡💀 👀✨ So here's the tea ☕: They're rolling out parental controls that even my mom couldn't activate! 💁‍♀️ "Hey, you can now control your kids' scrolling habits while they drip-feed on dance trends like they’re oxygen! ⛑️" Pro tip: if you gotta use these controls, just accept your kid is already way more techy than you. 😂 And hold up! 🤖 They’ve launched “Footnotes”! It’s like when your teacher added extra credit—nobody asked for it, but here we are pretending to read it! 🧐 Imagine TikTok creators saying, “Guys, did you see my footnotes?! They’re basically the spark notes of my 3-minute lip-sync!” What’s next? Footnotes on TikTok dances? Bizarre 4D interpretive dance footnotes? I can’t even. 🤦‍♂️ 💬 Leaked developer quote: “We just want to make sure your 10-year-old doesn’t end up on the dark side of TikTok—y’know, the one where all the cringe lives.” 🚀🔥 Here’s the hot take: Next, TikTok will start using AI to create cringe checklists before you post! “Are you sure you want to share that?” *Cringe detector activated* 💀💰 Let’s get weird! Share this if you’re ready to see mom trying to use Footnotes! 🧩💀 #TikTok2023