🚨BREAKING: TikTok Turns Doomscrolling Into *Gamified* Sleepless Nights! 🤡💀💫 So, like, TikTok just hit us with a glow-up – *but for our mental health*? They’ve decided that while you’re busy watching cats do backflips, you should feel GOOD about it! 🙌 Introducing: badges for NOT scrolling into the abyss of despair! 🥇✨ Picture this: You get a shiny badge for limiting your doomscrolling! Like, “Congratulations! You didn’t lose five hours of your life in a single sitting. Here’s a digital sticker! 🤖” Is this the new “Stonks” meme but for self-care? 💰🔮 #MentalHealthWins And WAIT, there’s more! They’re dropping an affirmation journal & background sounds for your existential crises. So when you’re sobbing about climate change while trying to focus on an ASMR of a cat who owns a small business, you’ll have the perfect ambiance! 🤔🐱🏢 “Why not just make scrolling less addicting? 🙃” said a random guy in tech who definitely doesn’t own a cat. 🐾 But here’s the real tea 🍵: What’s the badge for scrolling with 10 tabs open while crying? 🤯 Because that’s the real challenge, fam. So, TikTok is officially the platform where you can now collect badges while simultaneously losing your will to live. 🔥📱 Prediction: In 2024, TikTok will add a feature where you can trade badges for actual self-esteem. No cap. #iciestofhottakes 😱💥