🎉 Welcome to the WILD WORLD of Regulator, where we’re out here serving that spicy tea on Big Tech vs. Big Government! 🥳💥 So, like, The Verge is throwing a 💸🔥 *literally* UNBELIEVABLE subscription sale right now — $4 for a month???? Come on, that's some stonks-level savings! 💰💀 What are we, made of money? Just sign up, and you can pretend to be an informed adult while scrolling TikTok at 3 AM! 😂 But fr fr, let’s talk about this chaotic reality check: Big Tech and Big Gov are officially in a relationship (it’s complicated 🤔). No more “hey, I *might* start looking into regulations.” Nope, they just crashed the car and set the whole library on fire! 📚🔥 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “We thought colliding was sexy until we saw these gory results. Now it’s just a whole lotta cringe.” 😳🤖 And let’s be real—you’ll want to grab that subscription before it goes from “this is fine” to “OH GOD WHY.” If you miss out, you might as well be screaming into the void! 🌌 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, AI will be writing better tech news than *your* favorite journalist. That’s right, the robots are coming, and they’re bringing memes! 😂🤖💥 Share this chaos, y’all! Let’s trigger some brain cells! 🔥💥🙌