🚨BREAKING: TikTok’s new feature is so smart it should have a PhD in procrastination! 🤡🤖 Get ready for **Smart Split**: the AI magician that will turn your *30-minute* ramble about your cat’s morning routine into snack-sized TikTok morsels 🍕📉. Because who needs context when you can have 15 seconds of pure chaos?! 📢 In the words of some leaked TikTok developer (definitely not my buddy Dave in an alleyway): “Why make people sit through long videos? Let’s just let AI cut them down, so they can scroll even faster. No cap! 🚀💰” This is like that Drake meme, where he's rejecting long videos in favor of 15-second clips - and the whole world is vibin’ to it! 🕺✨ But let’s be real, TikTok is basically saying: “Your attention span? Cringe. Upgrade to a 2-second clip or seethe.” Like, chill fam, we’re not all in the TikTok Olympics! ⏳💀 And just when you thought TikTok couldn’t get any more chaotic, they drop **AI Outline**—because planning is for squares, and spontaneity is *the* vibe. 🎉 🔥🔥🔮**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2024, TikTok will drop an AI feature that predicts your emotional breakdowns, tailoring content accordingly—get ready for a flood of *sad cat videos*! 😹🔥 Strap in, fam, we’re just getting started. Stonks!!! 📈💚