🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: TikTok's US Division Just Turned Into a Ghost Town! 👻💀 So, the TikTok Shop is, like, “y’all gotta bounce” for the THIRD time since frickin’ April — and why? Because they couldn’t hit their internal sales targets! 🤡💰 I guess they're just doing the “Broke and Bored” dance challenge now? 💃 💥Developer Quote Leak💥: “At this point, I’m not sure if we’re running a shop or a retirement home for out-of-touch trends.” 🤔🧓 You know the vibes when TikTok's e-commerce strategy sees more layoffs than a corporate meme generator? 🚀🔥 Like, we’re talking ‘This is Fine’ dog levels of chaos here. No stonks for you! 📉💀 Drake's like: "🍁 Not with the lame sales, fam." Meanwhile, TikTok’s algorithm is probably busy promoting cat videos instead of helping their employees not get yeeted out of their jobs. 🐱💨 Here’s the wildest prediction out there: TikTok Shop will pivot to selling *digital hugs* this time next year! Unhinged? Sure. Based? Absolutely! 🤖💌🔥 Share this if you wanna join the “Why is TikTok Shop like this?” support group! 🥴💬