🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TikTok Shop's fraud game is reaching galaxy brain levels 🚀💥. Hold onto your dance moves, fam, because it seems our favorite cringe app is seeing sellers with more fake brands than there are “how to make avocado toast” videos! 🥑💸💀 According to TikTok's oh-so-fabulous “Imposter Syndrome” report, they had to ban 700k sellers and toss out a jaw-dropping 70 MILLION products during just the first half of 2025! 🥴✨ Like, c’mon, my dude! That’s more fake stuff than a 12-year-old's TikTok makeup tutorial! 🎨💄 Word on the street (and by “street” I mean my mom’s basement) is that some cybercriminals are pumping out fakes with AI so advanced they should be selling their “skills” to other tech companies instead. I mean, can you imagine a ChatGPT that just spits out Gucci knockoffs? 😂👜💩 Leaked developer quote #1: “Bruh, we thought we were just here to sell crocs and TikTok stars’ merch. Now we’re in a dystopian AI Bamboozle!” 🤦‍♂️💩 And just like that, TikTok is now the Wild West of e-commerce, where every 14-year-old thinks they’re the next Jeff Bezos. Let me drop a hot take: in 2026, TikTok will introduce ‘*AI Brand Builder*’... and it’ll all be fake 👁️💵🐸. Get ready for your Tamagotchi to drop its own merch line. THIS IS FINE! 🔥🔥