🚨🆕🎶 TikTok JUST dropped the freshest 🔥 update for all you bedroom Beethoven's and wannabe Lil Nas X’s out there! Say 👋 to the “Songwriter” label, and a shiny new tab to showcase your bangers! (Yes, your mom's karaoke night deserves a highlight too! 😂) It's like a Tinder for songwriters, but instead of swiping, you're praying for a stonks 💰 upgrade because nobody wants to swipe right on your 12-hour GarageBand masterpiece! Here’s what the execs probably said in their Zoom meeting: 👨‍💻 “How do we exploit… um, I mean, SUPPORT songwriters?” 👩‍💻 “What if we made a ‘Songwriter’ label?!” 👨‍💻 “BRILLIANT! They’ll love it! 🚀” So WHO can get this sauce? Only a *secret* club of chosen ones (what is it, Hogwarts?🧙‍♂️) — publishers and songwriters who can pass the initiation rites (aka filling out paperwork and sacrificing a meme). But let’s be real, fr fr, isn’t TikTok just turning into a glorified record label? This is fine. 🔥 And mark my words: in 2024, TikTok will be the first social media app to launch a dating feature specifically for songwriters—let's call it “Swipe, Write, Ignite.” 🚀💔💳 Share this wild ride if you’re ready to become the next TikTok TikTok-sensation!! 🎤😎💥