🚨BREAKING: TikTok Goes Full HACKER MODE🤖💾 Collects Kids' Data Like It's Fidget Spinners! 🧸💀 A wild investigation from our friends at the Canadian privacy department has revealed that TikTok has been sneaking around, collecting sensitive data from hundreds of thousands of Canadian kiddos, and under 13, no less! 🤯🥴 You’re telling me the app that makes teens dance like they just found a $20 bill is also ransacking their data? #Suss 🤡💸 In a plot twist that would make a sh*tty Netflix documentary, TikTok claims they’re booting 500,000 Canadian children off their platform every year. Like, “sorry kids, but you’ve aged out of being cute, now it’s time for some existential dread. 😔” Drake's face when he hears this? 😬👎 We just overheard a Snapchat dev saying, “I’m just here to make bad filters, not collect children’s data!” 🤭💀😂 But wait, it gets better! While TikTok's playing hide-and-seek with little Timmy's data, the rest of us are out here sippin’ our drinks like, “This is fine.” 🔥🚀 **Hot Take**: In 2025, TikTok will release an app called "TikTalk" where parents can dance to the sound of their child’s data being sold on the dark web. 💀💰 NO CAP! SHARE THIS OR YOU'RE CRINGE! 🤯👇 #DataPrivacyWho?