🚨🎬 BREAKING: TIFF 2025 is pulling a full-on Frankenstein with the lineup this year! 💀🔪 Forget Netflix, we've got *Wake Up Dead Man* keeping us up at night like your ex calling at 2 AM! 😱💔 Someone please tell the director that I do NOT need a dark twist on *Knives Out* — I just want my murders with a side of dopamine, fam! 🤡✨ And bruh, have you heard of *The Exit 8*? If you thought the game was a scream, wait ‘til you see the movie! I’m talking major "This Is Fine" vibes, but like, if the dog was in a horror movie. 🐶🔥 "We put the horror in horror movie," said some imaginary developer, probably. 😂🚀 But wait, it gets juicier! *Park Chan-wook’s No Other Choice* is so bleak it makes a black hole look like a cozy coffee shop! I mean, who doesn’t love laughing through existential dread? That’s peak *galaxy brain* entertainment! 🤯✨ Hot take: By 2026, TIFF will be introducing a literal horror film category called "Cinematic PTSD." You heard it here first! 🌌💰 Cope? Seethe? I can’t even—share this with your squad before it goes viral! 💥📈