🚨🎬 *BREAKING: THUNDERBOLTS HITTING DISNEY+ SOONER THAN MY LAST COUPLE OF RELATIONSHIPS!* 🔥💔 Listen up, Disney+ fam! You thought you’d just be binging Lilo & Stitch live-action on September 3rd? Nah fam, you’ve got *THUNDERBOLTS* dropping even sooner! 📅⚡️ That’s right, your Thursday night plans just got a serious glow-up. 💅✨ Marvel’s latest anti-hero extravaganza brings together misfits like Florence Pugh (you know, the one who makes us question life choices), Sebastian Stan (the Winter Soldier, but make it fashion), and David Harbour (aka Dad Body goals). They’re tryna save the world while dodging traps set by Valentina Allegra de Fontaine (sounds like a cozy cafe, but no, it’s a literal death trap). Developers from Marvel HQ told me, “If you thought the Avengers were overpowered, wait till you see this squad trying to get their act together.” 🤡💀 Like bro, it’s *so* cringe, but I’m here for it! So mark those calendars and grab some popcorn 🍿 because this epic ride is perfectly timed for you to ignore your responsibilities. 🎉🚀 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of this year, we’ll all be in a multiverse where *every* movie is a Marvel live-action adaptation of a Disney classic—*Mulan* meets *Thor*, anyone? YASSS! 🥴💯