🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: THUMBY COLOR SMASHES REALITY, TAKES PLACES ON KEYCHAINS EVERYWHERE! 🎮🪄💥 💰 Say goodbye to that $50 coffee you were gonna buy to *wake yourself up* for Monday meetings, because THUMBY COLOR just dropped, and it’s about to be the ONLY handheld you need! This two-inch cutie is EVERYONE's new bestie and fits right on your keychain like it’s the 2023 version of a rubber ducky! 🦆✨ And the best part? You can actually make your own games! 🤯 No cap, even your ghosted high school classmate can throw together a game that rivals your sixth-grade Mario Kart skills! 😤💔 👾 “Yo, Thumby developer dude, how does it feel being the biggest flex in the gaming world?” 😏 *“Honestly, we just wanted a cool keychain. This is purely a happy accident.”* 😂🔥 Pro tip: Don’t flex too hard at parties with your Thumby; it might just steal the spotlight! This is fine... until people start asking why your game only has 5 pixels. 🌈🤡 🥴 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Thumby is gonna be the official console for *all* first dates. Forget dinner, bring the Thumby and watch your love life GO STONKS!📈💖💔 #ThumbyColor #GamingRevolution #TinyHandheldTears