🚨💣🔒 GATHER AROUND, TECH NERDS! The Cyberocalypse is here, and it’s spicier than a gaming chair on 1% battery! 🎮🔋 So, like, apparently, we’re entering the age of “DNS Poisoning” 🍭🤮—NO, not an actual cooking show, but instead your DNS is suddenly lunatic-level high on chemicals! Imagine your internet connection getting Rickrolled by hackers 😱. And supply-chain heists? 😂💰 Plz tell me we’re talking about grocery delivery apps because IDK who these SOULLESS ATTACKERS think they are, but I’m not about to let them make my avocado toast into a nightmare! 🥑🚫 Then there’s this rusty old malware dressed up as a fancy new RUST trick. Like, “Sir, are you REALLY playing games?” No cap, this rusty joker’s gonna make you miss your ex. And don’t even get me started on “RATs.” Must be a party because everyone's invited! 🎉🐀 “Bro, did you hear? Hackers are using social engineering now. Like, bro why not just go outside and talk to people?” said a fictional dev who’s clearly never had a Tinder date 🚀💀 In conclusion: This isn’t just fine. It’s a fiery dumpster covered in secret sauce. 🔥 If you think your VPN is gonna save you, that’s pure cope 🤡. Prepare for THE GREAT INTERNET BLACKOUT of 2024. Mark my words! 💥✨