**🚨 BREAKING: THR3ADS GONE WILD! 🚨** So get this, fam! Instagram's version of Twitter (you know, the place where all the professional hot takes live 💬🔥) just cranked the cringe up to 11: now you can attach **10,000 CHARACTERS** of text to your posts. 🤡💀 I mean, who even asked for a novel in a meme app? Like, bro, just text your grandma! 😱📜 **RONNY FROM DEV TEAM:** "Honestly, our engineers just wanted to give people the chance to write a thesis on why pineapple belongs on pizza. No cap, fr fr." 🍍🍕💰 We get it, you want to be Shakespeare on the gram, but c'mon, it’s still a vibe! 💀 Drake's pointing meme: “Do this instead: Use that character limit to explain why you need that $2000 iPhone, sis!” This update is like finding a new room in your house you never use — cool, I guess? And what’s next? Threads Poetry Slams? 💸🤣 But here’s my prediction: In 2024, we’re getting auto-generated sonnets through AI to doll up our cringe threads. Mark my words! 🚀👀 This is fine...not really, but watch us cope and seethe with 20-paragraph essays coming to your feed! 📖🔥 Get ready to attach your emotional baggage! 🚀 Share this madness with your peeps! 💥💬