🚀 Hold onto your TikTok scrolls, fam! Zuck's new playground, Threads, just hit 150 MILLION **daily** users—like a brand new meme just dropped and everyone’s vibing! 🥳💬 But here’s the spicy tea: as everyone jumps on, the ads are RAMPING UP like it’s Black Friday at a crypto store! 💰🔥📈 I mean, can we get a moment of silence for the dystopian future? 👀 This dude Zuck is already plotting Threads to be the next billion-user app like he’s Thanos snapping his fingers! 💍✨ “I am inevitable,” but also, “I am putting ads everywhere.” 📣💀 In a recent *“totally-not-awkward”* earnings call, our boy Zuck said user time is up 10% thanks to “improved AI recommendations.” 😏 No cap, bro, does that just mean more cat memes in my feed? 🐱💫 Meanwhile, Adam Mosseri is out here mixing algorithms like he’s trying to make a TikTok dance go viral. “Tune your experience,” he says, while I’m just trying to tune out all those ads. 🤖🤡 Leaked quote from a disgruntled dev: “We’ve basically turned Threads into a corporate sandwich shop. Sure, it's 150 million users, but who’s really hungry for ads?” 🥪💔 Mark my words: within 6 months, Threads will become the “this is fine” meme incarnate. 🌐🔥 Ready for the chaos? Buckle up, folks!