🚨😱 BREAKING NEWS: Threads has officially *NOT* been left in the dust! That’s right, kiddos—we can now DM on Threads! 🎉💌 Hold onto your seats, because Meta just transformed Threads into an awkward high school reunion where you can slide into DMs but ONLY with mutuals or followers. How romantic. 💔✨ Imagine trying to text your crush while being stuck in the same friend group—#Cringe. 🤦‍♂️ So here’s the tea: just hit that little envelope icon in the bottom toolbar 📬, and BOOM—you’re one step closer to initiating “conversations” that feel like an old-school AIM chat. (Who even uses AIM anymore? 🤷‍♂️) But, plot twist! You can ONLY DM one person at a time. Talk about being in a committed relationship with your inbox! 😂💔 “They’ll add group chats, fam. Just give them 10 years.” - Some mysterious dev probably. And let’s be real, with Meta’s track record, those “filters” might just be them deciding if your meme game is strong enough. No cap. 💩 Here’s a hot take: if Threads starts allowing unsolicited messages, it’s gonna make dating apps look like child’s play! 🤖🔥 Brace yourselves, future! Forget “This is fine”; it’s more like “This is META.” 💀💥 #Stonks #ThreadsDMs #MetaMadness