🚨🧵BREAKING NEWS: Threads Going Full Parent Mode🚨🤡 So, *Meta* is at it again—this time trying to keep their lil' corner of the internet clean with a shiny new feature called "Reply Approvals." Y’all, they're basically saying: “No trolls allowed. Go back to your mom’s basement!” 😂👩‍💻💾 Imagine this: You drop a fire take on Threads like, “Pineapple DOES belong on pizza” 🍕🔥 and your progress is BLOCKED by the digital equivalent of overprotective parents saying, “Not until we check it first!” Wait, what? Are we in a kindergarten now? This is fine. 😅🔥 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just want to avoid the cringe of y’all arguing about Twinkies vs. Ding Dongs in our comment sections. 😵‍💫💀 Fr fr.” Look, we all know that trolls are like cockroaches - you can’t squash them all 💩🪳. Also, if you need to approve replies like it’s a VIP club, you’re basically admitting your platform’s a dumpster fire. Stonks 🪙 or stocks? **Hot Take**: With this new update, *Meta* will soon roll out an even wilder feature: “Reply Tax,” where you pay to engage with spicy comments. 💰🚀 Get ready for your inbox to blow up with “Views on your comment: $1.99” pop-ups. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! 💀💸