🚨👻 BREAKING: Threads’ Ghost Posts are NOT as Dead as Your Love Life 🚨👻 So, lemme get this straight, fam. Meta thought they could drop ghost posts like some kind of digital ectoplasm and nobody would notice? This is like giving Casper a Twitter account and expecting no one to follow—like, *bro, what are you ON?* 🤡💀 According to the latest scoop from Mashable (yes, the Cool Kids of the Internet), our beloved ghost posts were creeping back into web searches like that one ex who just *won't leave* you alone. 😩👀 Can you imagine? You think your cringe is gone, but NOPE! It’s out there haunting the timeline like a bad TikTok dance your friends forced you to do. Meta’s spokesperson, Jocelyn Jones, was like, "We found a bug and it's been fixed. Ghost posts are chilling in the archive like introverts at a party." *Cue the "This is Fine" meme.* 🔥🔥 But let’s keep it real, fam. If you’re *still* using Threads in 2025, you might just be the ghost here. 🪦 So, what’s next? I predict by 2026, Threads is gonna become a virtual graveyard for cringe posts and haunted memes— *home of the lonesome digital echo.* Get ready, stonks are about to GO UP! 📈🚀 Share this if you want your friends to be spooked! 😱💰