🚨 BREAKING NEWS, PEOPLE! 🚨 Threads just hit 400 million monthly active users! That’s right, 400 MILLION! 🤯 That's like, *almost* the population of the Universe minus a few billion planets. 🌌💫 Meanwhile, X (aka the big blue bird with an identity crisis) is flexing with a whopping 600 million users, but let's be real, half of those are just bots arguing about pineapple on pizza 🍕🤖🔫. Developer Quote: 💬 “You know it’s bad when 400 million people have chosen Threads over the chaotic dumpster fire that is X. This is fine.” – Fake Dev, probably living in 2020. Drake be like: 👀 *Drake pointing at Threads* “This is a vibe! 🔥” vs. *Drake scrunching face at X* “Nah, I'm good.” 🤭 But let's be honest, now they’re all just running around the digital playground like it's dodgeball day. 🤡💥 Unhinged prediction: 🚀 In a matter of weeks, Threads will be the new home for conspiracy theorists and cat memes alike, while X will turn into an abandoned wasteland of rage posts and NFT scams. Soon, people will be asking, “Is Threads the new TikTok?” 🤔💰 Get those stonks ready, fam! 📈💀