🚨BREAKING💀: Meta's Threads just dropped "ghost" posts that vanish faster than your motivation on a Monday morning! 👻💨 Yes, you heard that right, folks! It's like Snapchat and Twitter had a baby, and then that baby got ghosted by both parents. 🤡✨ So what's the deal? These posts disappear in 24 hours, making them perfect for when you want your cringe thoughts to disappear like that one TikTok you didn't mean to like. 😂💔 You can still interact, but watch out! Only the original poster can see the likes and replies. Yup, that’s right—your friends can applaud your genius, and it’s all going into an invisible void. Stonks, right? 📈🤦‍♂️ But wait! Instead of public replies, users gotta slide into DMs (vibe check: cringe). It's like your posts are wearing a "do not disturb" sign. So much for *engagement*, huh? 🚫📵 This is basically the “this is fine” meme but for social media features. 🔥 Leaked convo alert! 🤖: *Developer*: "Let's create posts that disappear like our users during a privacy scandal!" *Lead Dev*: "Based." Hot take? By 2025, *ALL* social media will just be ghosts. 👻💰 Who needs permanence when you can just leave the digital equivalent of a toddler's drawing on the fridge? GET READY, folks! This is just the beginning of a world where everything is ephemeral... and honestly, I’m here for it. 🥳🔥