🚨🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Threads (the app we all forgot existed) is rollin’ out GROUP CHATS and direct messaging in the EU! 🎉💬 Hold up—are we seriously letting 50 people group chat at once? 🤡 That’s like shoving 50 clowns in a tiny car and praying for survival. No cap, if you thought your DMs were chaotic, just wait until your aunt Susan starts dropping TikTok cringe in a chat with your entire high school. 😳💀 Leaked Dev Quote: “We just wanted to see how fast we can break the internets. So we added group chats.” 🤖🤷‍♂️ But wait! 🚨 Messages aren’t EVEN encrypted. So it's like sending your secrets via carrier pigeon that’s on a coffee break. 👀 Okay, let’s be real—this is the “this is fine” meme come to life. As influencers mobilize their armies of followers, prepare to be bombarded by an avalanche of cat memes and unsolicited hot takes. Stonks 📈 or cringe? You decide! Prediction: 💥 In the next 6 months, Threads will officially be the "new MySpace", and Mark Zuckerberg will be seen crying in a corner, overwhelmed by user-generated chaos. Can’t wait! 🤪🍿 #ThreadsIsBack #SendHelp