🚨👀 BREAKING: ThoughtSpot is EMBEDDING Analytics Like It's 2025 and Your Grandma Just Discovered TikTok! 💅✨💼 POV: You’re a business intelligence firm and your new feature is droppin' smoother than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you. ThoughtSpot just blessed us with Spotter 3, their analytics agent that’s more versatile than a Swiss army knife, because who doesn’t want dashboards in their customer-facing apps? 💼➡️📊 **Developer**: "We made analytics accessible because we know your customers crave data like I crave pizza at 3 AM!" 🍕👾 How many times can we say *“DATA DRIVEN”* before we merge into the AI singularity? 🤖✨ This ain't your grandma's analytics (no shade, Grandma)! Expect businesses to hit us with more 'integrated solutions' than we can handle. 🔥 But WAIT, we gotta talk about how this whole "embedding" thing gives off serious *Drake Pointing* vibes. We’re out here going "NO CAP!" while they go "FOR REAL?" 🤯 I’m just saying, it’s all fun and games until you realize you just want to click “easy” instead of “deep dive” for your report on quarterly gains 🤡💸. 🧠💥 *HOT TAKE*: By 2025, your dentist will probably have embedded analytics into your teeth cleaning appointment—"Congratulations, you just flossed 20% better!" All hail the algorithmic overlords, because stonks are about to go through the roof! 🚀💰💀 Share this chaos and brace yourself for the analytics apocalypse! 🥳💥