🚨🎤 *BREAKING NEWS* 🎤🚨: Your business headset is actually trying to be your new bestie, but is it a crypto scam? 🤡💸 Introducing the Epos Impact 500 – the headset that’s so boujee it needs a butler! 🕴️💼 Imagine if AirPods threw a corporate party and invited noise-canceling and a touch of capitalism... welcome to the cringe fiesta! 🎉😅 This snazzy contraption rocks *good* Active Noise Cancellation (ANC) like it’s a TikTok dance challenge 🔥💃, but let’s be real, at the end of the day it’s still just a piece of tech trying to score points in the comfy department. If you want a plush throne for your ears while you seethe in the Zoom call suffering palace, this might be it. *Drake pointing* ➡️ *Headset for success* And here's the kicker: it’s so pricey, even your stonks 🤑 might start crying. Like, just how many overpriced coffees could you buy instead? This ain't no “this is fine” moment; it’s full-blown chaos for your wallet! 💀🔥 👀 *Rumor has it one dev was heard saying*: “I’d rather be stuck in a never-ending meeting than pay for this!” Hot take: in 5 years, we’ll be upgrading to wearable AI that whispers sweet nothings into our ears during awkward work chats. 😱🤖 Welcome to the future, fam!