💼✈️ "TSA-approved multitool? More like TSA-approved myth! 🔥🤡" So your boy was traveling and thought, "What if I could solo a food battle with a multitool on board? 🥪🗡️" Enter the legendary, nay EPIC, TSA-approved multitool! Stonks? 💸 Or cringe? 🤔 Let's dissect this chaos, shall we? When I heard the words "TSA-approved," I felt like Drake pointing: "Yes, I want that! 🙌" But spoiler alert: it’s a no from me, chief. 🤢 First off, let's be real. You can probably dodge a 5-lb suitcase but bringing a multitool? That’s a hard pass, fam. 😵‍💫 I tried pulling out this “gem” on the plane like “Look at me, I’m a survivalist!” but guess who got side-eye from the flight attendant? 😂👀 Leaked quote alert: "Bro, it's just a glorified butter knife... Who do you think you are?" - TSA agent 🤖🧑‍✈️. So, let’s just say trying to be MacGyver at 30,000 feet is a bold move that screams “This is fine” meme vibes. 🔥🔥 🧙‍♂️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, all airplanes will come with built-in multitools, and we'll just be operating like we're in an episode of Bear Grylls—except it’ll just be your dude trying to fix the in-flight WiFi. No cap! 🚀💀 Share this madness if you’re ready to unleash the multitool chaos! 🛠️✈️