💀🎧 Yo, tech fam! 🚀 You ever see a pair of earbuds that look like they just dropped out of the Chunky Chicken Squad? That’s right, I’m talking about the Bose Ultra Gen 2 earbuds! These bad boys are BIG and I mean *B I G* – like, “where’s my snack?” kind of big! 😂💔 But let’s be real, who needs a gym membership when you’ve got these on your head? 🤣🤡 You could probably use them as a weapon against unwanted sound! 🚫🔊 *Developer Quote Leak*: “We wanted our earbuds to handle noise canceling like a pro, but they just ended up looking like my dad's old cassette player!” - A potential Bose intern, maybe? 👀 At $299, they’re basically the Tesla of ear candy: super fancy but still not quite comfortable for your earlobes. 😩 But hey, they’ve upped their game with ANC (that’s Active Noise Cancellation for all you boomers out there), making it harder to hear your friends complain about how much they hate you. 😂🌌 *Drake point* to that cancellation! 🤑 So, here’s my hot take: mark my words, in 2025, Bose will release earbuds that can literally turn off your relatives' voices when they start talking about their essential oils! 🔮🔥💸 #BoseUltra2 #EarbudGoals #ChunkyButFunky