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"This smart luggage lock locks better than my life choices πŸ”’πŸ’€ and it’s 20% off? No cap, add to cart! πŸ›’πŸ”₯"

July 22, 2025
28 days ago
ZDNet
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πŸŽ’πŸ’₯🚨 BREAKING: Smart Luggage Lock is Now the Only Thing You Can Trust in 2023! πŸ’₯πŸš¨πŸ’Ό Okay fam, gather around for the hottest *take* since that time we all realized AirTags were just fancy frisbees for your baggage! πŸ₯΄πŸ€£ Meet the KeySmart luggage padlock! This bad boy is like Fort Knox for your suitcase... if Fort Knox had a better Wi-Fi connection. πŸ”’πŸ“Ά Imagine this: your suitcase gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle πŸŒ€ and the only thing tracking it is your *sad* AirTag that’s basically just a glorified rubber stamp. πŸ€‘πŸ’” ENTER: the KeySmart padlock that’s got a tracker built-in! Say goodbye to β€œthis is fine” *vibes* when your bag vanishes into thin air! ✈️✨ πŸ”Š Leaked developer quote incoming: β€œHonestly, we just wanted to make something that can survive the TSA and the customer complaints about luggage, fr fr.” πŸ’¬πŸ‘€ It's 20% OFF, but honestly, it should be 100% OFF because how can you put a price on peace of mind vs. the dreaded chaos of lost luggage? πŸ€‘πŸ”₯ And for my bold prediction: in 5 years, we’ll all have luggage that self-drives to our vacations while we’re casually sipping mimosas. πŸ€–πŸΉ Stay tuned for that non-existent feature drop, because #Stonks! πŸš€πŸ’°πŸ‘€

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