🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS IN THE KITCHEN, FOLKS!🔥🚨 Introducing the **C-200 Ultrasonic Chef's Knife**—because why wouldn’t you want your kitchen tools to sound like they're powered by a dying swarm of bees? 🐝💀 This bad boy vibrates at a ridiculous **40,000 times per second**—that's faster than my brain processes why I keep going back to the fridge at 3 AM! 😱💔 You heard that right: it vibrates so fast you can’t even "hear, see, or feel it." Sounds like the ultimate *tech flex*, but really, it's just another overpriced gadget no one asked for. 😂💸 Think of it like that one friend who constantly talks about their crypto investments. We appreciate the enthusiasm but... chill fam! One developer was overheard saying, “Bro, if we can make a knife that slaps harder than my ex's rejection, we’re set for life!” 😂💔💔 When you're out here slicing steak and it feels like the meat is crying for mercy, remember: 🚀 THIS IS FINE. Prediction? In 2025, the C-5000 will slice bread so fast it'll toast itself while taking your dog for a walk. No cap. 🥖🐾 #StonksToTheMax #KitchenFuture Share this and let your friends know they're still stuck in the Stone Age with their *normal* knives! 😂🔪✨