🧐💥 BREAKING NEWS: The Adobe and Microsoft Collaboration of the Millennia? 🎉🚀 So you’re telling me I can get Adobe Acrobat Classic and Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for less than my weekly coffee habit? 🤯💸 No cap, this deal is *more legendary than the avocado toast era* – we’re talking $99 instead of the regular $543.99! 🤯🥑💔 👨‍💻 “Why pay rent when you can have a lifetime license?” - Some imaginary dev in the basement of Adobe, probably. 🤖💀 Imagine telling your friends you got the whole shindig for the price of a dinner date! 🍕💔 If this isn’t a *stonks* moment, I don’t know what is. 📈💯 But let’s be real: with Microsoft, one day your Word doc will look like Picasso's lost work and the next, it's a blue screen of death 🥴🔵. This is fine, right? 😅🔥 🔥 IN CONCLUSION: Coping and seething over missing this deal will be the new national pastime. This combo will last longer than my last relationship! 💣🔥 Hot prediction: In 2024, Adobe & Microsoft will merge forces and release an AI that writes your essays, creates perfect spreadsheets, and even brings you snacks! 🍕🤖😎