🚨💔 THE DOORBELL OF DOOM JUST RANG! You think you're vibin' with an LPGA golfer online? Nope, fam—you're just flapping your gums with a digital ghost or a scammer doing the cha-cha! 💀💃 Imagine this: 👀 You're swiping right on what you THINK is a pro golfer 🤩, only to realize it's the same dude who sold you a timeshare in Arizona. This is the modern-day equivalent of getting catfished by your neighbor's cat! 🐱➡️🥇 According to the latest report from The Athletic (that's right, THE Athletic, not your grandma's bingo hall), our beloved LPGA ladies are doing their best to swing clubs while dodging the scammer squad like they're in an episode of "Survivor: Keyboard Warrior Edition." 🌊📺 And word on the code-street? Some developers just leaked their thoughts! “I used to think I was talking to a golfer too until I got hit with a ‘complimentary golf tips’ link... Turns out, I need to golf myself out of this nightmare!" 🤖💬 🔥🔥 So here’s the tea: If 2024 isn't the year we all start a full-on virtual golf course for ALL the fake profiles to duke it out, I’m gonna lose all faith in humanity, no cap! 🤖💸 Hit that share button before the surrealism levels hit 'game over'! 🚀#ScammerSZN #LPGAWho?