🚨🔥 **BREAKING**: Founders Who Want That Sweet Sweet Series C Money, Gather ‘Round! 😱💸 Alright fam, let’s cut through the corporate jargon like a hot knife through butter 🍞🔪. Cathy Gao from Sapphire Ventures is out here dropping knowledge bombs like it's World War III 💣💥, saying “Capital isn’t scarce. But access to that capital is harder than ever.” Like, thanks Cathy for that peach of a quote, but do I need to pay you on Venmo? 😂🤪 So, what’s the vibe for 2025? 📈 It's a *perplexing* capital market, aka finding funding is like trying to locate a vegan taco in Texas. 🤯🌮 You gotta face the facts: "it's a jungle out there, and the financiers are *NOT* your allies." Drake is literally pointing to his "NOPE" meme right now! 🙅‍♂️💥 Word on the digital street is founders need to get their 👑 game on, like, “Hey investors, my startup’s the next TikTok, not another Clubhouse.” NO CAP! But don't go full "This Is Fine" meme when the investors ghost you after your pitch. 👻💔 So buckle up, because if you're not ready to dodge VC landmines and throw in some Jedi mind tricks, you’ll be out here seething in the corner with your pitch deck like it’s a Tinder date gone wrong. 🤡🔥 **Hot prediction:** By 2026, we’ll have a startup that literally runs on the hopes and dreams of its founders. #Stonks going to the moon! 🌕🚀💰💀