🚨🚗💔 *BREAKING*: Elon Musk just hit us with the ultimate "Nah fam" as he confirmed that the six-seat Model YL is MIA in the U.S.! You wanted a family car? Ha, better drop those stonks and learn how to ride a bike. Inflation? More like Elon-flation! 💰💰 "Bro, we could've sold it as like, a 'family spaceship’ by now," said one fictitious Tesla dev, probably crying behind a green screen of Mars. 🪐💀 Meanwhile, parents everywhere are like, “This is fine,” as they squeeze their entire squad into a four-door sedan. Imagine trying to fit your fam and their interests in the back of a compact car—it’s giving *cringe* realness! 💀🤣 And here’s the tea: U.S. families are literally saying “no cap" to this Tesla masterpiece as if it’s the next meme’d-out TikTok dance. McDonald's drive-thrus? Now just one seat per order 🤡🍟. UNHINGED HOT TAKE: What if Elon is just waiting for the perfect meme to drop before launching the six-seater? 🤔 They’re probably brainstorming TikTok dances for the reveal right now! Conspiracy theory or next level marketing? YOU decide! 🚀🔥 #TeslaLife #FamilyGoals #ElonGate