🔥💡 BREAKING NEWS: The AI Battle Royale Just Got Spicier! 🤖💥 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round because this AI drama is more chaotic than your last family dinner! 🍽️💀 So, while OpenAI and friends are flexing their *huge* models like they’re gym bros on Thanksgiving 🍗💪, a mysterious squad called Thinking Machines is crashing the party with the ultimate plot twist! 🕵️‍♂️ "Forget bigger, we want BETTER!" says Rafael Rafailov, the reinforcement learning wizard 🧙‍♂️ from the lab that sounds suspiciously like a late-night horror film. He drops this bomb at TED AI and I'm like “What even is life?” 🚀✨ “The first superintelligence will be a superhuman learner,” he says, while the OpenAI execs are still out here playing *Stonks* with their massive terabytes of data. 📈💰 Meanwhile, I imagine somewhere in the OpenAI HQ: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "We need to buy more GPUs!" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Have you tried READING?!" 📚🔥 So, while the rest of the tech world is like “This is fine” in the face of escalating AI size wars, Thinking Machines is out here like *Drake pointing at something intelligent*. 🤨👈 Hot take: In 2025, Thinking Machines is gonna turn us all into pocket superintelligences that can school your Zoom calls and maybe even replace your exes! 💔🚀💅 #AIForTheWin! Brace yourselves!