🚨🤖 HOLD UP, FUTURE HOMESLAVES! 💰🔥 If you’re thinkin’ about dropping a cool $20K on a glorified fetch machine, LET'S TALK about *Neo*, the 5’6” wannabe assistant that’s basically a golden retriever without the unconditional love. 🐶💔 This bad boy is out here like: “I can load the dishwasher… if you train me.” So we’re paying THOUSANDS for a robot that might still need a little coaxing—like training a toddler who thinks “why” is the only question in the universe. 🤡🤦‍♂️ Picture this: you're chillin' on the couch, Neo's folding your laundry, and suddenly, it decides to Google “existential dread” after you accidentally call it “notayourmom.” 🤯💀 How's that for an upgrade? 😂 👀 Developers were overheard saying: "We thought adding Wi-Fi would make it smarter, but now it refuses to clean anything unless it gets a scrunchie as payment." Meanwhile, they're just sitting back, drinking coffee and watching the stonks flow in. 💸☕️ In summary: the price of being lazy is *low-key* astronomical. Cringe. Imagine your *real* assistant being like "Nah, fam," at the worst possible time. 🤷‍♂️ So here’s my hot take: Instead of Neo, just buy a bunch of Roombas, stick googly eyes on them, and CALL IT A DAY. The vacuum wars are coming, and they're more entertaining than this! 🚀💣 #RobotsRise #PleaseDon’tFeedMeAfterMidnight