📓😱 WEIRD-SHAPED NOTEBOOKS ARE GONNA CHANGE YOUR LIFE – IF YOU’RE INTO THAT CRINGE 🤡🔥 🚀 Hold on to your ergonomic chairs, fam. Andru Marino, audio wizard from The Verge, just dropped some HOT TAKES on the hottest stationery trend since the invention of the pen: the *Triangle Notebook* 📐✨. 💤 No cap, he says it’s the *weird shape* that hooked him. "I thought, ‘Why does this notebook need to be a triangle?' But then I had a moment of GALAXY BRAIN 💡💥—it opens into a SQUARE! Mind-blown!" Yo, stop right there! Who needs *normal* when you can flex with notebooks that look like they fell out of a geometry class?! 🙃 This man described doodling in such a shape as a spiritual experience, making me realize I’ve been missing out on my own creativity trying to write in rectangular boxes. Imagine the TikTok content, fam! 📹 *“Today I doodled a cat in a triangle notebook!”* Get ready for a wave of aesthetic stationery reviews that are just PRAYING to be featured on #InspoGoals 🤳✨. *This is fine* meme face incoming! And hot take incoming: in 2024, we're gonna see notebooks shaped like BLACK HOLES. 🌀📉 Because if you're not losing your sanity over your note-taking rituals, are you even living? 💰💀 #Stonks 🧐🤖 Write or die, fam.