🔥👾 *Buckle up, tech junkies! We’re diving face-first into the **absolute worst** AI fashion show EVER, where the wearables scream “I’m trying too hard” and your wallet cries at the same time! 💸💔* 🚀 Introducing the hottest AI wearables that are NOT gonna get you laid, but hey, they’re definitely gonna track your every move! *Stonks?* Nah, more like *cringe. 😬* 👾 First up, we’ve got **Bee**! Sounds cute until you realize it literally buzzes like your ex after 2 a.m. Texts you like: “Hey, wanna go for a jog?” Bruh, no thanks. The only thing I’m running from is responsibility. 💀🥴 Next, we have **Friend**—which is basically that one AI that pretends your life is a sitcom, but it’s really just a sad documentary. “Your jokes still aren’t funny, Kevin. Cope and seethe!” 😭 And we can’t sleep on **Plaud**. This gadget’s motto: “Clap for me, human!” 👏 But for real, when your sad clapping gets a better audience than your stand-up routine, we’ve crossed into *Galaxy Brain* territory. This is fine.... right? 🤷‍♂️🌌 A leaked developer once said, “We just want to make everyone as awkward as possible.” *mission accomplished, fam* 💀 🔥🚨 *Hot Take Alert:* By 2025, we’ll be wearing AI that gives us compliments only when we hit our step count... so basically, must run five marathons to hear “you look fire today.” *Smash that share button like it’s your ex’s face in a meme! This is pure GOLD! 💯🔥*