🚨🎁 HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDES FOR 2025: The Verge Got You Covered! 🎉🔥 So you're telling me Halloween's over and now you’re expected to channel your inner Santa? 🥴🎅 Nope, not today! The Verge’s gift guide is about to save your holiday spirit from being sent to the Shadow Realm! 😱✨ Imagine strutting into a holiday party with noise-canceling earbuds that scream, “I’m blocking out your bad energy!” 🔊✨ Or an e-reader that’s sooo lit, it’ll put all those regifted candles to shame. 🎃➡️🔥 “Like, who even uses candles anymore?” said your hipster friend while typing from their overpriced coffee shop! ☕📚 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We dropped the products that suck harder than your date last weekend—trust me.” 😂💔 And don’t even get me started on the fashionably late charging cables dragging their way into 2025! 💀💸 So remember, fam, if your gifts ain't lit, they’re CRINGE. 💀📦 These recommendations are 🔥 and highly based, so don’t sleep on it. **Drop the stonks** on these gadgets and leave the “this is fine” energy behind! 🤑🚀 🎉 Hot Take: By 2026, I predict we’ll be gifting holographic pets instead of gadgets… so let’s watch The Verge keep up! 👀💥