🚨🔥💔 BREAKING: The TEA App just spilled the hottest tea and it’s all over your selfies! ☕️📱👀 72,000 pics of your cute, not-so-cute, and "what-was-I-thinking" selfies exposed because someone decided to roll with a “legacy data system.” Legacy? More like “let’s put our secrets in a time capsule and shoot it into the sun.” 🥴🌞 Imagine your future employer scrolling through your 2019 "I swear this filter is legit" selfie. 😂💀 "No cap, I won't hire you because I just can't get over this 'duck face' phase," said every recruiter ever. 🦆👨‍💼 But wait, there’s more! Turns out, some spicy DMs were also accessed. You know, those messages you thought were “deleted” but were actually just chilling like Joe in the basement of a cringy 90s sitcom. 📩🤖 Dev Quote: "Honestly, we were just trying to store stuff on the same server as my mom’s lasagna recipe! 🤷‍♂️💾 That’s just how it goes." - Anonymous Dev #LivingTheDream So here’s my hot take: in 2024, people are gonna start using smoke signals to share sensitive info because “data breaches = clout." Stonks 📈🤑 or nah? This is fine. 😂💬💣 SHARE THIS and brace yourself for the chaos, fam! 🚀✨