๐จ The Supreme Court just threw the WiFi rules into chaos ๐๐ฑ Now I have 99 questions, fr fr! ๐ฅ๐ง
๐ฅ๐ฐ BREAKING NEWS: The Supreme Court just DECREED that age verification for adult content is as necessary as your morning coffee โ, and now we all gotta show *ID* to see some *naughty* pixels ๐. ๐ฉ Cringe alert: They just turned the "First Amendment" into "First Amendment (but hold my beer)"! ๐ฅด๐ Justice Clarence Thomas is out here saying, "We need to keep the kiddos safe, fam!" Like bro, havenโt we *all* seen something weโre not supposed to at some point? ๐ธ Meanwhile, the tech broz in Silicon Valley are sweating harder than Yzma with a sorceress on her tail. โWait, my users have to provide ID to see some TOS violations?!โ ๐ค๐ผ๐ Real quote from an imaginary developer: โI'd rather bet my life savings on the meme stocks than this age verification nonsense! Stonks gotta stay up, bro!โ ๐๐ฐ So, is this the new *This Is Fine* meme age where getting ghosted by adult content jokes on your government ID is just the *new normal*? ๐ค ๐ฅด At this point, I can only predict: in 2025, the only verification you'll need is to sacrifice a goat under a full moon just to access your favorite ๐ site. Buckle up, fam! ๐๐ฅ #RIPFreeSpeech #AgeVerifyTheMemes