💥BREAKING NEWS: The Prompting Company Just Copped $6.5M to Make You Poorer This Holiday Season!💰💩 Alright fam, gather ‘round because it’s time to roast these tech trends like a marshmallow at a summer BBQ. 😤🔥 So apparently, Americans are ditching Google like it’s last year’s meme (RIP "OK Boomer") and are asking AI to find holiday gifts. Y’all really trust a chatbot to choose your 'pepper spray for that awkward family gathering'? 🤡 Picture this: 🛍️ "ChatGPT, help me find gifts that won’t get me an awkward side-eye!" and suddenly you're shipping six inflatable dinosaurs to Aunt Karen. What a vibe. This is what the AI overlords want - 520% traffic increase? Stonks! 📈🙌 Retailers are more hyped than a kid on Christmas Eve knowing they can finally sell you something through a prompt. *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We make chatbots sound like your overly excited friend who knows all the trendy stuff... the problem is, he still suggested Crocs.” 🤦‍♂️ Get ready for the chaos, because this holiday season, your last-minute shopping just went from "Ya know, whatever's on sale" to "Can I pet the AI?" 🚀 With this level of cringe, brace yourselves for “AI Gift Guides: The Musical.” 🎤🎶 Prediction time: By 2024, we’ll all be sending AI-generated family newsletters about how our inflatable dinosaur collection is thriving, and it will 100% be viral. 🦖💅 Get those meme coins ready, folks!