🚨🦑🎉BREAKING: THE INTERNET HAS DIED, AND SHRIMP JESUS IS THE REASON 😱💀! Hold up, fam! Did y’all hear the TEA? ☕️ Apparently, there's a whole cult out here claiming the internet flatlined in 2016 and we've been vibing in an AI-generated ghost world since! 💻👻 #MindBlown 🤯 So, what's fueling this madness? Enter: Shrimp Jesus 🌊🐟! No cap, we’re talking about an AI-generated pic so spicy that even Drake is like, "Nah fam, not my vibe!" *Drake Pointing Meme* 🥴👇. This pic dropped in March 2024 and everyone was convinced they’d accidentally scrolled into an alternate dimension! Maybe it’s just the AI pulling the strings like an evil puppeteer while we all continue getting those TikTok dances down??? 🤖💃 But here's the REAL kicker. I overheard some devs in the Slack channel saying, “If we can convince them we’re still in 2016, we can make 'Stonks' meme worth a million!" 💰💩. Like, BRUH, 2016 was iconic, but can we NOT? This is just Kakashi-level cringe. 😬 🔥Unhinged Prediction Alert: What if I told you the real reason AI is taking over is to keep us distracted from Shrimp Jesus's true agenda — resurrecting Vine? Get ready for Shrimp Vines in 2025, fam! 🎥🚀💥💯 #ChaosTheory #ShrimpJesusLives