🚨💥 ATTENTION, TECH GEEKS! WE’RE ABOUT TO ENTER THE AI CHAMBER OF CHAOS! 💥🚨 Gather around, fam! 📢 Your boi Hayden from The Verge is filling in for Nilay this week, and lemme tell you, it’s about to get WILD, fr fr! 💯 Today, we’re diving headfirst into the AI world with David Hershey from Anthropic—no, not the chocolate brand (but they definitely wanna get that sweet stonks 💰). So, buckle up, because *Claude Sonnet 4.5* just dropped like a hot mixtape! 🔥 This AI is flexing harder than your buddy at the gym who just discovered protein powder. 💪💫 Like, seriously, it's claiming to be the supreme overlord of coding tasks—taking hours, even DAYS to do complex stuff. Ain’t that cringe? 🤡 *“It’s like giving a toddler a Rubik’s Cube! Let them play for a week!” – David, probably* But wait, it gets *spicier!* 🌶️ While fellow tech companies seethe in jealousy, they’re still stuck in the “This is fine” meme zone while Anthropic lands on that galaxy brain level. 🚀 So is Claude the next big thing, or just another AI wannabe with a fancy name? 🤔💭 My prediction? Hold onto your keyboard, because in 2024, we’ll all be replaced by AI… and I’ll be fighting a toaster for a job. 💀🤖 SHARE THIS WILD RIDE, and remember: the future is coded in chaos! ✨👾