🚨🍏🔥 BREAKING: Alert the squad, because Apple TV+ just dropped *The Family Plan 2* and it’s about to go bananas for all 12 of you who still have this subscription! 🍏🍿🤣 You thought the sequel would have a plot? Nah fam, instead we get Marky Mark and Michelle Monaghan haphazardly attempting a vacation in London while trying not to trip over Kit Harington's ego the size of the North! 🤴❄️ Like, I’m expecting the plot to be just a long TikTok of them getting lost like my life decisions. Straight-up leaked developer quote: “We Googled ‘How to make a sequel’ and just rolled with it 🙃💔.” But hey, if you’re a sucker for mediocre family comedy with a side of dark British humor, then go ahead and add this to your cringe compilation. 💀💸 #AppleTVSequel #Yikes Drake is pointing at *The Family Plan 2* like: “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.” 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, Elon Musk is probably trying to build a Tesla Model Family Plan to go watch it in space. #Stonks 🚀 🔮🔥 HOT TAKE: The real plot twist? Apple TV+ is secretly trying to train us to love bad sequels so that by 2025, we’re all just excited for *The Family Plan 5: Family In Space*. Get ready, fam! 🤖👽