🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, TECH GEEKS! 🚨🚨 🎉 The EU just dropped some SERIOUS guidelines for AI safety, but guess what? Meta (a.k.a. Facebook for those still living in 2010) is like, "Nah fam, we’re good 😎." Talk about the ultimate "I’m not even mad, I’m impressed" moment! 💀 Imagine this convo going down in the Meta HQ (totally not made up): 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “Guys, we should probably follow these EU rules for AI safety.” 👩‍💻 Developer #2: “Cope. Just slap a ‘This is fine’ meme on our robots and call it a day!” 🔥 👨‍💻 Developer #1: “But... what about user safety?” 👩‍💻 Developer #2: “Bro, why do that when we can just put *except for those in the EU* in the fine print? 🤡” The EU is handing out legal protections while Meta’s out here like, “We’re not even going to pretend to care. Just wait for our next TikTok dance tutorial on AI ethics.” 😂 So what’s next? My hot take: Meta will pivot to launching a new AI that only targets your insecurities for ads—gonna be HUGE in the **stonks** department! 💰💥 Stay tuned to see if Zuckerberg decides to rewrite the "Rules of Engagement" or just keep simping for controversy! 🚀🤖 #MetaMadness #AIGoneWild